Day 146: My First PK Party

originally published May 25, 2012 I attended my first PK party last week. I was thrilled to get the invite – it had been a three-month dry spell in my social schedule, ever since that unfortunate misunderstanding at Tony Pezsnecker’s key party. Honestly, the invitations should have been more clear, and once again, I am […]

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Day 120: The Bog Turtle, As Taught By A Biology Teacher Who Recently Learned That His Girlfriend Has Been Cheating On Him

originally published April 29, 2012 Everybody here? No? I don’t care, we’re starting this lecture. Today we’re talking about the bog turtle. On our field trip to the Bronx Zoo last week we saw these little things, remember? Remember those little bastards just sitting beside those stupid little rocks like they didn’t have a care […]

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Day 113: The Rogue Ale Experiment

originally published April 22, 2012 Today’s article is brought to you by the good people at the Rogue brewery. Today, as I write this, I am sampling their “Voodoo Doughnut” product, a bacon maple ale. That’s right, I like a little bacon flavor in my beer. Those of you who read my love letter to […]

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Day 102: A Love Letter To Bacon

originally published April 11, 2012 I have written about a lot of subjects this year. 101, though if you count the hundred topics from two days ago and the dozens I scraped up for my haiku experiment, the number is closer to 300. Some subjects (the 1715 Jacobite Uprising, the Subservient Chicken) I have been […]

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Day 100: 100 x 10

originally published April 9, 2012 Every day I try to sum up some great concept (like stacking plastic chairs) in a thousand words. Today, in honor of my one hundredth consecutive day of stretching my fingers at the whim of Lady Wiki, I am trying something different. 100 subjects, each summed up in exactly ten […]

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