Day 240: Big-Head Al’s Empowerment Emporium – Deals, Deals, Deals!

originally published August 27, 2012 Hey! Big-Head Al here for Big-Head Al’s Empowerment Emporium. Are you lookin’ to protect your home and business? Do you worry about the prevalence of crime and violence in our society? Are you in the market for the most thorough and complete way to secure your property and defend your […]

Day 213: What’s Up With Those Chunky DVDs With The Ribbon Inside?

originally published July 31, 2012 Hey, way to underwhelm me, Wikipedia. Can a topic get any more dull than videotape? Masking tape would have given me more to work with – at least with masking tape I could write about that time I tried to mummify a hobo using only masking tape, cooking sherry, and […]

Day 187: Coasters Who Roll No More

originally published July 5, 2012 Why do I pour so much research into my daily article (sometimes)? Why do I willingly sacrifice so many precious minutes of my day that could otherwise be spent immersed in the drugless high of binaural beats, or online-stalking Carson Daly? Because I love my audience, that’s why. Also, I […]

Day 184: It’s An Emergency! Dial… Something!

originally published July 2, 2012 Okay, so your drunken neighbor was showing off his crossbow, when he accidentally shot a flaming arrow that sailed over his fence, nicked your leg, and started your garden shed on fire. Now you have three problems. One, there’s a McNugget-size chunk of your leg now smoldering among your chrysanthemums. […]

Day 35: Helith, And The Good, The Bad & The Grody Of Hacking

originally published February 4, 2012 Today’s article will remain on this site for roughly three and half hours, tops. By then, the hackers will have found it and destroyed it. They might go after my credit rating for good measure, but that would be akin to shooting a dead cow. I came across a group […]

Day 19: ZAP! I Just Shot You With My Portable Directed-Energy Weapon

originally published January 19, 2012 A little death and mayhem seems appropriate on this day of Wikipedian darkness. My muse site is down in protest, condemning the (not my) government’s support of a bill that outlaws juggling (or something – I didn’t really read the whole article). But alas their protest doesn’t cover their mobile […]